Hello people. I'm a 16 year old person who likes reblogging anything I like, so it's basically; puns, equality, human rights and animals. I also sometimes post stupid personal stuff so that's a thing. If you need anything tagged just shoot me an ask and I'll get right on it
Gold like the sun.
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
I’ve seen this post come around three times, and each time I thought this was a true real life story and not a dream sequence
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
Yeah, my school starts at 7:15
I get up at 5…
isn’t it great how the agricultural background of getting up at the crack of dawn is no longer relevant here but they decided to keep this schedule so that sports wouldn’t get screwed up?
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall
how did you throw your head it’s connected to you
a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies
#two vampire friends of the same chronological age #but one was turned at age 11 and the other at age 40 #they pretend to be parent and child but they’re actually more like bickering elderly roommates #bickering elderly roommates who are serial killers
This is Clara, not my assistant, she’s, er, some other word.
There is so much joy in this video. It makes me so happy.
he so happy
I screamed with happiness!
Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes.
But when Mister Rogers said it…
That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.
Mister Rogers genuinely cared about everyone and that’s why he will forever be the best. All of my feels.
True fact: He was considered to be one of the hardest people to interview, because he would turn it around and ask questions about the interviewer with genuine interest. Asking about their children and spouses, their dreams of the future, etc.
for future reference
bout to copy/paste this into so many facebook comment threads
still the greatest moment in all of animated television
It’s all yours - Planet Earth. Now that’s a retirement plan. But just you be careful, though. No interfering. I don’t want any trouble. Just… just have a nice life.
Oh Doctor, I will make you proud.
GUYS, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE.
MR. COPPER WENT ON TO CREATE THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION.
YOU KNOW, THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION WHICH INVENTED THE SUBWAVE NETWORK.
THE SUBWAVE NETWORK WHICH HARRIET JONES USED IN ‘THE STOLEN EARTH’ TO BRING THE DOCTOR BACK TO EARTH TO FIGHT THE DALEK INVASION AND STOP THE REALITY BOMB.
MR. COPPER IS THE BIGGEST UNSUNG HERO IN DOCTOR WHO.
They don’t write ‘em like this anymore folks.