songbird-143:

that-darling-little-sammy:

Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine

  • Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
  • Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
  • Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
  • Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers 

WINGS

image

BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.

(Source: bubblybodt)

Loras and Jaime enjoy spending time together.

(Source: raphmike)

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

(Source: hungrywhitemale)

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

image

Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass)

spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

(Source: onac911)

thatgirlshessuchabarakat:

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

image

(Source: derdermewmew)

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

summertimelovegirl:

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

image

image

image

image

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”